RE: Bug Report for a Human

[Yes, God won't reply! -- my conscience replies...]

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From: The God (Dept of Creation Rescue and Destruction)
To: Manivannan (Human Beings Division)
Sent: Sun 07/30/2006 12:05 AM
Subject: RE: Bug Report for a Human

Mani,

These bugs are very usual in human life. Read through my reply below.

>Bug ID: 4879849
>Votes: 1
>Synopsis: Person became very lazy and went out of interest in every thing.

Yeah, restless humans live out of peace. Take rest as per the norms declared for humans. It’s you, only you, have to take care of yourself and no one else.

The interest degradation is due to your boring life. You forgot the goals and dreams you created. You trashed them to bin, due to this machinery life. Bring them back. Live in your dreams. Work on it. Then, you will see things turning interesting; you will see a fire throughout the life.

Mark my words: Life is interesting no more, while there is no purpose of living it!

>Bug ID: 4879850
>Votes: 1
>Synopsis: Always running sort of memory. Not able to recall/memorize any more information.

Ha ha! That’s a cool bug! Your memory is not Gigabyte hard disk right? Please, don’t dump the information as a junk into brain. I can give you two solutions.

[1] Keep recalling the things you learnt from life; you learnt from books; Recalling is the most efficient solution to keep things safe from memory loss.
[2] Always ensure your presence of mind. Ask yourself what you are doing at the moment. Land your brain in a zero frequency zone -- I mean in a thought-less state. A peaceful mind can’t forget things!

>Bug ID: 4879851
>Votes: 1
>Synopsis: Attitude Problem. Not dare enough to face life in the way it answers.
Oops!

Life is a thrilling novel I wrote for you! You don’t know what’s there in next page until I show you!

My humble advice for you is, work, work faster and keep working till your last breath. I am here to evaluate your work over time and give you the result one day (just like Newton’s 3rd Law)!

With Best Regards,
The God.



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