RE: Bug Report for a Human

[Yes, God won't reply! -- my conscience replies...]

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From: The God (Dept of Creation Rescue and Destruction)
To: Manivannan (Human Beings Division)
Sent: Sun 07/30/2006 12:05 AM
Subject: RE: Bug Report for a Human

Mani,

These bugs are very usual in human life. Read through my reply below.

>Bug ID: 4879849
>Votes: 1
>Synopsis: Person became very lazy and went out of interest in every thing.

Yeah, restless humans live out of peace. Take rest as per the norms declared for humans. It’s you, only you, have to take care of yourself and no one else.

The interest degradation is due to your boring life. You forgot the goals and dreams you created. You trashed them to bin, due to this machinery life. Bring them back. Live in your dreams. Work on it. Then, you will see things turning interesting; you will see a fire throughout the life.

Mark my words: Life is interesting no more, while there is no purpose of living it!

>Bug ID: 4879850
>Votes: 1
>Synopsis: Always running sort of memory. Not able to recall/memorize any more information.

Ha ha! That’s a cool bug! Your memory is not Gigabyte hard disk right? Please, don’t dump the information as a junk into brain. I can give you two solutions.

[1] Keep recalling the things you learnt from life; you learnt from books; Recalling is the most efficient solution to keep things safe from memory loss.
[2] Always ensure your presence of mind. Ask yourself what you are doing at the moment. Land your brain in a zero frequency zone -- I mean in a thought-less state. A peaceful mind can’t forget things!

>Bug ID: 4879851
>Votes: 1
>Synopsis: Attitude Problem. Not dare enough to face life in the way it answers.
Oops!

Life is a thrilling novel I wrote for you! You don’t know what’s there in next page until I show you!

My humble advice for you is, work, work faster and keep working till your last breath. I am here to evaluate your work over time and give you the result one day (just like Newton’s 3rd Law)!

With Best Regards,
The God.



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From: Manivannan (Human Beings Division)
To: The God (Dept of Creation Rescue and Destruction)
Sent: Sun 07/30/2006 12:05 AM
Subject: Bug Report for a Human

Dear God,

This is the Bug Report for the Human Being named ‘Manivannan’, who is reporting to you since 14th May, 1984. Please, go through the attached report below. Revert to me for any further clarification or assistance.

Please act up on the submitted Bug report below immediately.

Thanks and Regards,
Mani.

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Bug ID: 4879849
Votes: 1
Synopsis: Person became very lazy and went out of interest in every thing.
Category: Real Life/ Laziness
Reported Against: Manivannan
Release Fixed State: In progress, bug
Related Bugs: This happens frequently
Submit Date: 30 July, 2006
Description
This is a very serious issue, recurring very frequently now days. The affected person became disinterested in everything happening around him. No reasonable cause identified so far. Might be, care should be taken at the earliest or this will spoil the whole system.

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Bug ID: 4879850
Votes: 1
Synopsis: Always running sort of memory. Not able to recall/memorize any more information.
Category: Reall Life/ Memory Lost
Reported Against: Manivannan
Release Fixed State: In progress, bug
Related Bugs: This happens frequently. Was being fixed now and then. Then, recurs as soon as fixed.
Submit Date: 30 July, 2006
Description
It has made a long history over years. The affected candidate has been identified as a ‘short term memory lost’ kind of human. Due to the memory shortage, he has created lots and lots of mess, which almost went funny luckily. He couldn’t remember anything from any book that he read over an year, yet over a month. Please take this bug with high priority and fix at the earliest.

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Bug ID: 4879851
Votes: 1
Synopsis: Attitude Problem. Not dare enough to face life in the way it answers.
Category: Real Life/ Attitude
Reported Against: Manivannan
Release Fixed State: In progress, bug
Related Bugs: This is an usual bug, recurs in every human life. This happened for him many times before.
Submit Date: 30 July, 2006
Description
The person is affected by some unexpected happenings of life. It’s been long time since he slept deep. Please, recompile him with good attitude and redeploy him with enough dare ness to face every aspect of life. He is loosing peace as it gets severe sometimes. Take care this Bug also, with high priority and please initiate action immediately.


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Rebirth of my blog!

This might be a renaissance for this blog! It really worries me to recall what happened few days back… here is just a flash-back:

When I tried accessing my blog page few days ago, the browser returned a null page; I thought it was because of some Gateway problem – as it happens sometimes.

Later, came to know that blogspot.com, geocities.com, and 20 more other sites had been banned by Indian ISPs on the order of Govt. of India.

It stunned me. I have been writing blogs for more than couple of years; I usually have the habit of posting very good urls, technical solutions, photos, my likes, dislikes and other more important things in my blog site.

What happened now? Why is this all?

The Govt. would have received consequent threats from hackers and the likes. So, it would have decided to ban the kind of sites, which publish any kind of messages so openly [like blogspot]. As the Govt. issued order, the Indian ISPs such as Airtel, Sify banned these sites without even giving any notices to their subscribers or to press persons.

Later, it was realized that it was not the way it should have been done, and then the Govt agreed to lift the blockade on these sites. But, still there are sites remain banned as they are marked by the Govt.

This blockade is not the way in which this problem could be solved; there are billions of web pages over internet that fall in every kind of categories. No one can give statistics of what every page is all about.

The Govt. would have sought the help of Internet kings such as Yahoo, Google to get this issues solved. May be, some Ankit Fadia’s can come out with a web-filter, or a crawler to give right soultion! - Or something, that is really a reasonable solution which can give a permanent cure.

Technology is always much faster than what we think; The hacker’s brain is the most genius mind in the world I ever see; they will discover thousands of other ways to bring back whatever it is! – if you hide. :)

lastWeek.replay()

It's a week since I posted my last blog. I was not busy, but lazy :). Here is just a replay of the things went around last week:


The 3rd ‘Head First’

The list of technical books, I have read and been reading from the past 6 to 7 months:

1. Sun Certified Java Programmer and Developer [finished]
2. Head First Servlets & JSP [finished]
3. Head First EJB [finished]
4. Struts in Action [finished]
5. Jakarta Struts Cook Book [half]
6. Oracle 9i : The Complete Reference [little bit!]
7. Head First Design Pattern [Just geared ]

Out of all, Head First EJB is the most unforgettable technical book, which turned me laughing while reading some serious technical stuffs! It's absolutely a ‘Brain-Friendly’ technical book, a non-stop page turner and doesn’t make tired at all.

It'll be great, if every technical book can present the stuffs in the way the Head First Series present. (Of course, we don’t need to insure our brains!)

Then, I'm getting stared with the 3rd Head First, that’s on Design Patterns.

Yahoo mail goes cool!

I activated 'Yahoo mail's Beta' for my account. My request was in queue and just got activated two days back. Yahoo mail beta is just like outlook.

The highlights are

1. Tabbed windows (for reading/replying/composing mails at a time).
2. Dragging and Dropping mails to folders.
3. RSS subscription option! (pretty cool. it works with other RSS feeds, but, when I tried subscribing to my blogspot url (http://manivannan57.blogspot.com/rss.xml), it didnt accept. Any cold war between Y! and G? :) )

Yahoo mail beta's demo flash is here: http://overview.mail.yahoo.com/us/


Imsai Arasan 23rd Puligesi






I was expecting it from the day they begun the film. At last, went to the film during this week end. For the first hour, it is boring some what. When the war is announced (against Puligesi), theatre blasts in laugh! Then, couldn’t able to control laughing till the end.

It may remain a mile stone in Vadivelu's career. Congrats.

Kallikaattu Ithigasam

In 2003, I had this book with me. Had read few chapters. Then, didn’t get chance to continue it.
Now got the book and started reading back. I have gotta write something about it. I will drop a post here after I complete it.

Thanks to jeya, who committed to complete the book in a week's time, completed as said, and gave it to me :)

How many ways can be something cool?

May be as many ways as Google. From the days I started using google, it excites me every now and then. Google is not something that does its single job as a search engine – it’s really beyond it. I have posted quite lot many things about google in this blog over years. Still, it some times excites me to write further about it.

This early morning, I was searching some vague stuffs in google; see, Google marked the ‘Visited links’ with visited time!. Look at the search results in the image. I rounded up the spots in red.

What's happening here?

The climate is pretending to be very cool now a days. No rain; No heavy sun strokes. It sometimes drizzles and blows strong wind. Did it forget it is Chn? :)

I am expecting the film, 'imsai arasan' eagerly. The trailer seems very funny; the film might be breaking grounds!

I have lots and lots of things to work out this week. So, I indeed need tones and quintals of energy to do!

Yes, long sleep and heavy food will not help :(

Links, have to be blogged.

1.Good examples for JMS, found here: http://darwingrok.physics.ox.ac.uk:8080/source/xref/JBoss/jboss-all/messaging/src/docs/jms-examples/

2.A wonderful article on JDBC is here: http://java.sun.com/developer/Books/JDBCTutorial/index.html

After reading this, you have to be able to answer for the ques, "what’s the difference between PreparedStatement and Statement? " :)


3.Very good/advanced examples for Oracle+JDBC are waiting here: http://www.oracle.com/technology/sample_code/tech/java/sqlj_jdbc/files/advanced/advanced.html
(I haven’t yet looked at them deeply; but they sound as good future references!)

Don’t miss JBOSS’s Wiki stuffs; there people wrote everything what you call as ‘secrets’!.

Hmmm… few more links, I really forgot!

JNDI Stuffs | EJB Stuffs

Today, I was modifying some EJB JDNI context of my application. , , were the stuffs, kindling my brain today afternoon. I was looking keen at DataSource (javax.sql.DataSource) and its deployment descriptor options. Good design.

It was really great to read the article "Advanced JDBC", at Sun's site. My God!, the article was dated 1999; people are always curious to learn and do things faster!


I am planning to sign-off all Ejb-Stuffs by this week end! I will post some interesting tips, links and articles here tomorrow.