[this is my personal mail to God, just asking him to take care of me! :) ]
From: Manivannan (Human Beings Division)
To: The God (Dept of Creation Rescue and Destruction)
Sent: Sun 07/30/2006 12:05 AM
Subject: Bug Report for a Human
Dear God,
This is the Bug Report for the Human Being named ‘Manivannan’, who is reporting to you since 14th May, 1984. Please, go through the attached report below. Revert to me for any further clarification or assistance.
Please act up on the submitted Bug report below immediately.
Thanks and Regards,
Mani.
----------
Bug ID: 4879849
Votes: 1
Synopsis: Person became very lazy and went out of interest in every thing.
Category: Real Life/ Laziness
Reported Against: Manivannan
Release Fixed State: In progress, bug
Related Bugs: This happens frequently
Submit Date: 30 July, 2006
Description
This is a very serious issue, recurring very frequently now days. The affected person became disinterested in everything happening around him. No reasonable cause identified so far. Might be, care should be taken at the earliest or this will spoil the whole system.
----------
Bug ID: 4879850
Votes: 1
Synopsis: Always running sort of memory. Not able to recall/memorize any more information.
Category: Reall Life/ Memory Lost
Reported Against: Manivannan
Release Fixed State: In progress, bug
Related Bugs: This happens frequently. Was being fixed now and then. Then, recurs as soon as fixed.
Submit Date: 30 July, 2006
Description
It has made a long history over years. The affected candidate has been identified as a ‘short term memory lost’ kind of human. Due to the memory shortage, he has created lots and lots of mess, which almost went funny luckily. He couldn’t remember anything from any book that he read over an year, yet over a month. Please take this bug with high priority and fix at the earliest.
----------
Bug ID: 4879851
Votes: 1
Synopsis: Attitude Problem. Not dare enough to face life in the way it answers.
Category: Real Life/ Attitude
Reported Against: Manivannan
Release Fixed State: In progress, bug
Related Bugs: This is an usual bug, recurs in every human life. This happened for him many times before.
Submit Date: 30 July, 2006
Description
The person is affected by some unexpected happenings of life. It’s been long time since he slept deep. Please, recompile him with good attitude and redeploy him with enough dare ness to face every aspect of life. He is loosing peace as it gets severe sometimes. Take care this Bug also, with high priority and please initiate action immediately.
----------
Disclaimer:
This message and any attachment(s) contained here are information that is confidential, proprietary to Dept of God - Creation, Rescue and Destruction, and its customers. Contents may be privileged or otherwise protected by law. The information is solely intended for the individual or the entity it is addressed to. If you are not the intended recipient of this message, you are not authorized to read, forward, print, retain, copy or disseminate this message or any part of it. If you have received this e-mail in error, please notify the sender immediately by return e-mail and delete it from your computer.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
4 comments:
God,
All the same bug report in another Object labeled with "Prabhu". you want me to raise a "priority 1" request in ur Fault Reporting system or kindly release the security/patch updates for all the system.
Mani & Prabs
The same thing here too..My highest priority Bug is Real Life/ Laziness..
The main reason for that is the way we
spent our college days and the way we spending our time in f**k old IT services companies..
i'm afraid that we 'll be bugged permanently if we persist in this environment..
Man! I never knew you had so many bugs. you seemed like such a fine human being :D. And you have two more 'bugged' guys already :-)
I watch my behaviour very closely like a third person.
Whenever, things go wrong, we try to argue the reasons from our-side right? I dont do that actually.
I compare like this and report to my conscience immediately, so that
I realize the mistakes/change and act immediately.
We are the responsibles for our every action! ! ! I strongly agree in it.
Post a Comment